She’s not interested in marrying Jake, she’s interested in marrying anybody. Her desperation is so off-putting! She was acting like this from the first moment of the first episode: She was convinced that she was already crazy, ‘Swimfan’ in love with Jake before she even laid eyes on him. I’m here to find love.’ She’s like a broken record. Sitting with the other women, she kept saying: ‘I’m here to find love. It was a bad time for Michelle to pull her usual cuckoo bananas routine. I think it’s very telling of his strong feelings for Vienna that he’s so completely wrecked when he hears the other women speaking negatively of her. Meanwhile, I still don’t understand where their hate is coming from, unless it’s just good old-fashioned jealousy. At the ‘after party,’ both Ashleigh and Ali chose to use their valuable one-on-one time with Jake to talk trash about Vienna. His usual Ken-doll smile looked strained. Ba-dum-bum.Ĭorrie’s entire act, however, was spent tearing apart the absent bachelorettes. Ashleigh had a total meltdown, but ultimately rattled off some predictable blonde jokes that Jake wrote for her. Michelle made some uncomfortable references to her ‘coconuts’ that nobody understood. Tenley decided to skip the jokes and twist her body into a pretzel. have any of these women ever seen a reality show before? Meet the ‘twist,’ ladies. Everyone seemed completely shocked to learn that they’d have to perform their acts in front of a packed house. Jake took the women to Jon Lovitz’s comedy club where they had some time to write their own jokes. I spent most of the time cringing and wishing I could just turn it off and put myself out of my misery. He brought them to Universal Citywalk, and when she saw Jake, Michelle shrieked, sprinted ahead of the other women and practically tackled him into a hug. Time for the group date! Finally crazycakes Michelle got her chance to spend some time with Jake. (Unless they’re all really offended by the rug she’s wearing as a sweater.) She may have been a little bit blunt, but she’s not the only one, and her behavior certainly hasn’t warranted their reaction. but I can’t really figure out what she’s done that’s so horrible. Every single person seems to hate Vienna with a surprising amount of vitriol. It’s as if his only criterion for finding love is to choose a woman who isn’t carrying on an ‘inappropriate relationship’ with his producer.īack at the house, the other women were out for blood. possibly the only spontaneous thing he’s done in his life.Īfterward, he happily gave her a rose, saying, ‘I know she’s here for the right reasons.’ After everything that happened with Rozlyn last week, Jake seems a little dejected. I thought it was pretty sweet it seemed like the only spontaneous thing Jake’s done on the show. Vienna and Jake shared their first kiss while upside down, bouncing around in the crevasse. I understand that the producers choose the date locations, but he’s the bachelor on a show called ‘The Bachelor.’ Couldn’t he have said ‘Uh, how about bowling instead?’ Vienna and Jake took a helicopter ride to a bungee-jumping site, and Jake looked queasy before the chopper even took off! By the time they were in their harness and about to take the jump, Jake was having a full-on panic attack. The solo date itself had potential for disaster from the start. Ali, who snagged last week’s solo date, felt betrayed that Jake was taking anyone else out at all (has she ever watched TV?) but was particularly perturbed that it was Vienna. Though Gia had some sympathy for Vienna, it seemed to be a unanimous conclusion that she was fake, evil, and a terrible match for Jake. They were very vocal about hoping she wouldn’t come back. When she was chosen for a solo date, the other women seemed horrified. Which was basically just a really wordy, pretentious way of saying ‘she’s ugly.’ ‘I think of myself as very attractive and Vienna is totally opposite of who I am as far as what I see on the outside,’ Michelle said. However, I really felt bad for her in Monday’s episode when all the girls seemed to have it in for her. I have to admit that when she first proudly introduced herself as a daddy’s girl who had crashed a bunch of cars, I thought she seemed pretty trashy. It’s only week three, and I’m already 99.9% sure that Vienna is going to make it all the way to the end. This article was originally on a blog post platform and may be missing photos, graphics or links.
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